Rambles for the day:
Someone asks you to lend him your bike (which is parked somewhere) - things to tell him before he takes it: the bike's colour, the position of the bike in the parking lot, the bike's brand, and... maybe most importantly...how much taller you are than him.

Things not to do in a meeting: talk whenever your boss is talking, forget about that important thing you really should have talked about,.... said that you completely forgot about the meeting until someone called you to tell you that the meeting is starting.

How to avoid someone: look down, talk to someone else, tell him you don't want to talk to him, run away!

Why are animals better than humans: they don't lie.